Two Italians are having a conversation in a bus going to New Orleans. "Emma come first, den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come once-a more".
An old lady who sits behind them and has been overhearing the conversation yells in anger. "You foul-mouthed swines! In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public".
"Hey coola down lady",says the Italian. "Im'ma just tellun my friend howa to spella mississippi".