A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report her husband was missing.
The policeman ask for a description.
"He is 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good with the children".
The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children".
The wife replied, "Yeah, but who wants HIM back!"