A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 years old son comes home uexpectedly and she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.
Her husband also comes home and she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here".
The man says, "yes, it is".
Boy, "I have a baseball".
Man - "That's nice".
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks".
Boy - "My dad's outside".
Man - "Ok - How much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks it happens that the boy and the lover are in the closet again together.
Boy - "Dark in here"
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove"
The lover remembering the last time, asks "How much".
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine"
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, lets go outside and have a catch".
The boy says, "I can't. I sold my baseball and my glove".
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?".
Boy - "$1000.00".
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's ten times more then those two cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess".
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here".
The priest says, "Don't start with that shit again".