A woman was in her front-yard mowing grass when her attractive blonde male neighbour came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox.
He opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later he came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, slammed it shut, and angrily he went back into the house.
As the woman was getting ready to edge the lawn, he came out again marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by his actions, the woman asked him, "Is something wrong?"
To which he replied,"There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'".